Corte Madera Chronicles

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Monday, May 02, 2005

like kennedy, only better

our illustrious governor explains his new health care plan.

Schwarzenegger explained, "If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles are governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and whining."

i wonder if he's thought about how the subsequent tide changes would effect the state he governs?

that would be a great movie: "arnold kills the moon!"

4 Comments:

At 9:58 AM, Blogger Lorrimer said...

Yikes.

 
At 8:51 PM, Blogger lia said...

i know. i mean, i realize he was joking, but when you have thaqt much political power it's usually good to have a bit more care with your words (excepting our fine president, of course). still, i am impressed that he knows the correlation between the moon and women's cycles, a lot of people dont know that... i wonder how he came by that knowledge. is he a secret pagan? :p

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger shakescene said...

There's a great bit in The Invisibles where it turns out the bad guys killed Princess Diana as a symbolic attack on the moon. Kill the Moon Goddess. That would make a pretty good Arnold movie too. Arnold Vs. Diana.

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger lia said...

dude, she would kick his ass!

 

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