Corte Madera Chronicles

A group blog; a place to share photos, thoughts, stupid shit we find on the internet, whatever. Hopefully we'll get at least one post per day from someone, and not so many posts that it's too overwhelming. Have fun!

Friday, March 31, 2006

Back when I was young and innocent...

...before everything went to shit, I would have thought this was cool.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Got a spare 6 million?

A complete First Folio could be yours.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Get your very own Landspeeder

I want one.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Go here, enjoy and sign the petition...

http://www.snakesonablog.com/2006/03/13/snakes-on-a-petition/

After signing go to snakesonablog.com...fantastic...but sign the bloody petition he deserves it...

Saturday, March 25, 2006

photos from Julius Caesar


Caesar Photos 044
Originally uploaded by joshcostello.

here or here

How did I not know about this . . .

Oh Dear God, what is that THING ? ! ? ! ? !

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

break up with me

you know you want too

random literary gripe...

does anyone else find the over-use of simile in literature trite, frustrating and unimaginative.

don't just tell me that "her hand opened like a rose petal in bloom" show me that in the goddamned prose, or just say "her hand openned"

simile is for the S.A.T.s

"Simile is to Literature like a XXX is to Zachary's Brain-case"

1) flower
2) rose
3) Bullet
4) none of the above

V for Verisimilitude

opinions can go to the comments section

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

best movie title ever.

fake trailer here.

Gilliam's best movie?

I think in High School I would have said "Brazil," but today I'm going to say "Time Bandits."

Discuss.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

I don't think I posted this here yet...

Blogging the Dane

Monday, March 13, 2006

Damn stoners

Figures.

Vodka, on the other hand, leaves you lithe, brilliant, and virile. And makes you live long. And makes your liver into a parasitic super-being capable of predicting the future and the secretion of mind-altering substances for art-making.

We all need that computer help once in a while...

So go here: http://www.experts-exchange.com/ it is, by far, the fastest, clearest, coolest forum on ALL things computer. There is a fee, but, trust me...especially if you are embroiled in a problem with your computer...it is the best nine bucks you can spend. And while you are working on your one problem, cast about and solve the other ones that were nagging at you before your time expires.

Friday, March 10, 2006

BBC's Jesus sings Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

I don't know where to start with this

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

This is just silly...we almost had 3 Predator governors...

no, seriously...go to the Trivia page...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0484739/

Waiting for 2012, Part 23

Solar storms peak in 2012

Monday, March 06, 2006

The Cottage

Yo,

My pops sez "Get yer shiznit outta da cottage 'fore I spank ya'all on the behinds!"

Or something like that.

Upshot is: You have two weeks. After that time anything you may have in "storage" at the cottage will be junked.

Please let anyone who may have shit in the cottage know.

Thanks!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Natalie Portman

Still can't act. But this is funny.

Scenes From My Latest

This is my first Off-Broadway show. I think its exciting.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Lots of these viral videos around these days. This one is freakin' awesome, if ya ask me.

Check it out.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Holy Shit...check out the Russian ubran gymnasts...

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684760?htv=12

I miss doing this kinda shit...makes me feel alive just watching it.

Love to you all.

Morrison

Thursday, March 02, 2006

too bad the dems are such pussies

"i don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees"

i find it interesting that the tape that was released (the one that had "gone missing" for 6 months until someone "accidentally" emailed it to the press) was not the recorded video conference, it was someone pointing a camera at a tv that was broadcasting the video conference. clever person.

snow is pretty

IMG_1160

Tennessee to Vidal

"I am glad you did not have carnal associations in Cairo, not only because it would have interfered with the glorious work but because I kept thinking, If Gore is not careful he will catch one of those things from the dirty Egyptians..."

Tennessee Williams to Gore Vidal, 1947

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Favorite recent quote

"You can read all that again, it’s okay. It contains everything important you need to know about quantum mechanics; the rest is just some equations to make it look like science."

From this.

Can't touch this

Or this.

MC Hammer will be doing the music for the next show Josh and I do.

Best believe.

OC Weekly Theatre Award nominations

Cross your fingers on March 13.

building that team chemistry



yes, this is a photo of Barry Bonds in drag on Tuesday morning.